Wednesday, August 27, 2008

I don't think so...


"Hello?
"Hello m'am, we can not make the exchange, the shoe size you want is out of stock"
Uh, I DON'T THINK SO...
One of the biggest mistakes a man can make is to tell a woman you do not have the shoes she wants in stock.
One of the second biggest mistakes a man can make is to think she is going to believe you.
It was touch and go, my heart temporarily sank, but the Twins are headed my way.
Camper, my love for you grows stronger - see you in a few days my pretties.


Drugs, community service, and bicycles here.
Community service and bicycles here.
Denver and bicycles here.
I'm not naive, I'm not stupid, but I'm kind of getting into this.

*Addendum update in honor of Matt - here.
Now a shoe just seems silly.